killuo:

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gayvian:

manslaughter:

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

why does the burger king app have quests

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turing-tested:

m86:

turing-tested:

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

me reading this at 5am:

me, reading my own post at 5am:

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pukicho:

God you really know its 2AM when you look at the clock and it is

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glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of 

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my-other-plans-fell-through:

xxcaptainkurtxx:

poppunk-jesus:

my-other-plans-fell-through:

doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint

Hold down the shift key

oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball 

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0rb-it:

je suis struggling

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garbage-empress:

jacknabber:

i-homeostasis:

i-homeostasis:

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too! 

the venus one especially fucks me up because those pictures were taken on a planet that has a surface temperature hot enough to melt lead and an atmospheric pressure equal to being about 1 km (~0.6 miles) under the ocean and to get there you have to fall through clouds made of sulfuric acid.

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